Tiny Tim (the Turtle)

I have a little turtle
His name is Tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub
to teach him how to swim.

He drank up all the water
and ate up all the soap
Now he is home, sick in bed
with bubbles in his throat.

I miss my little turtle,
who's name is Tiny Tim
I will call him on the telephone--
I would like to visit him.

Tiny Tim is better now...
his tummy doesn't hurt...
He will never eat the soap again...
he says it doesn't work.