There Was an Old Woman (Pedlar Named Stout)

There was an old woman,
As I've heard tell,
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She went to market
Her eggs for to sell;
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She went to market
All on a market day,
And she fell asleep
Upon the King's Highway.
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And there came a pedlar
Whose name was Stout,
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He cut her petticoats
All round about;
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He cut her petticoats
Up to her knees,
Which made the little woman
Shiver and freeze.
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And when this old woman
Began to wake,
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She began to shiver
And she began to shake.
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She began to wonder,
She began to cry,
"Oh deary me!
This can never be I!
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"But if it be I,
As I hope it may be,
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I've a dog at home
That I'm sure knows me.
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And if it be I,
He will wag his tail,
And if it's not I,
He will bark and wail."
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Home went the old woman
All in the dark,
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Then up got her dog
And began to bark.
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He began to bark;
She began to cry,
"Deary me, dear!
This is none of I."
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